No, really. Adult material, all up in this mother. If you're underage, go away. If you go poking around this site, it's with the understanding that you are over the age of consent for viewing adult material where you live.

None of the fiction contained in this journal is for profit...just playing in someone else's sandbox. Characters from Buffy and Angel belong to Joss and Mutant Enemy and Fox and other lucky bastards that are not me. Ditto characters for Supernatural...Kripke, blah blah. Other characters from other fandoms belong to their respective owners.

Any original plots or characters belong to me, though sadly, I make no profit from them either. *starves while looking artistic*

Any fic of the Real Person (aka, actor) variety is for fantasy purposes only. Don't know them, don't pretend to, everything you read here is complete and utter bullshit. I'm sure they're fine heterosexual upstanding citizens with tactile male friendships. Go You for bucking the weird hangups we place on males in our society. (and if it turns out you are gay....sweeet. I promise, I won't tell). Only the greatest respect and no harm meant to the real individuals. If I saw you in a restaurant, I probably wouldn't even interrupt your dinner, so what's a little porn between friends? I recognize it might make you feel a little squicky in your squicky place, but imitation...mumblety mumblety flattery. Something something. Sticks and stones.

Some of the fic here depicts actions that are illegal, immoral or dangerous. Don't run with scissors, you'll poke your eye out. In the real world, sex should be an informed decision between consenting adults, BDSM should be carried out with precautions and fail-safes, and little bunnies should be allowed to romp through flowery meadows. But have you watched the news lately?

Actions and attitudes of characters don't necessarily reflect my own. That's why we call it fic-shun.

And to top it all off, the photo of Jeff reading porn in the banner? also not mine. if it were, I might have encouraged more nudity. kidding!

Which is all to say, don't sue. I don't have any money to speak of anyway, unless you want to inherit my $100,000 (and rising) in student debt. You can take that. but I doubt the $97 in my bank account is worth the legal fees, for real. Also, I'm too cute to go to prison.