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Most fics here contain adult content. Read the warnings, lest ye be squicked.

This was my most prolific fandom. Many of the longer fics either went unfinished
or didn't pass my personal standard for the archive, but they can be found here for porn and amusement.

Links to human AUs will take you to The Human Condition, an archive housed on this same domain.



canon slash | canon het | canon threesome | canon gen | human AU slash | human AU het | crossover fics



Canon and Canon AUs — slash and femmeslash

Debts—Lindsey/Doyle. Before Angel ever arrives in LA, Doyle turns to someone to settle his debts. 300 words.

Due Compensation—Angel/Spike. As5. Spike wrecked the Viper. 130 words.

Gag Me—Spike/Xander. The gag bit into the tender edges of Xander’s mouth, and it felt like licking a cow every time he swallowed. 170 words.

The Genuine Article—Faith/Dawn. Damned if she isn’t water in the desert…something soft and sweet, still clinging to innocence, after all those years among the hard and jaded. 160 words.

Monsters and Men—Ethan/Xander. In the wake of Jesse's death, Xander tries to figure out what it all means. Ethan's happy to help. 500 words.

more than one way—Angel/Spike. sometime during As5, Spike and Angel are forced into therapy because their constant bickering is putting the whole office on edge. 650 words.

Sin Eater—Angel/Spike historical AU. What if Spike stumbled across Angelus just before he fled China? A peek at how their lives would have been different. 2,800 words.

Summer of Denial—Spike/Xander. It seemed like a small sin, in the grand scheme of things. set between seasons five and six. 300 words.

The Void—Angel/Xander dubcon. Xander’s in the wrong place at the wrong time again, poor schmuck. 13,500 words.


Canon and Canon AUs — het

Fuck Redemption—Lindsey/Dawn. Post-NFA. Fuck redemption. Redemption had most definitely fucked him. 140 words.

(In)Discretion—Spike/Lydia the Watcher, implied Spike/Buffy. Spike has a late-night visitor during Bs5 Checkpoint. 5,500 words.

Lines—Angel/Buffy. This is exactly how I see them in canon. Exactly. If you’re confused, just soldier on till it all makes sense. 550 words.

Love and Pain—Lindsey/Faith. She was prettiest by candlelight. 100 words.

Never Exactly—Spike/Buffy. Any summary would be telling. 260 words.

Power Play—Angel/Buffy. It wasn't something Buffy ever expected to enjoy. Ever expected to do. 160 words.

Rebel—Spike/Dawn. Um, sometimes I just want to squish every kink I have into one place. This was one of those times. 150 words.

Simple Pleasures—Lindsey/Dawn. Lindsey's shirts had the pleasure of being wrapped around many naked women, over the years. 250 words.

Warning Signs—Spike/Dru humor. Dru's affair with the chaos demon...he should have seen it coming. 370 words.

 

Canon and Canon AUs — three or more

Just Rewards—Spike/Xander/Dawn. There were far worse fates than getting your brains sucked through your cock on a tropical beach, Spike reckoned. 350 words.


Canon and Canon AUs — gen

Alternative to a Soul—Spike gen disguised as Spike/Buffy. My sick sense of humor...I'm pretty sure the only spuffies that will like this are utter masochists. 300 words.

Are you my mother?—Robin Woods gen. Fun with casting...a play on Nikki Woods and the two actresses that played her. 250 words.

Blackmail Material—Spike & Giles. There's crossdressing. And shoulderpads. 70 words.

A Brief Affair—Spike/Sunshine the Dog. I was watching Bs2, and got to thinking about that dog that Dru brought home for Spike. What happened to that little guy, anyway? 500 words.

the bunny!Spike crackfic universe—gen to Angel/Spike-ish. Willow accidentally makes Spike into a bunny-rabbit. whackiness ensues. crackkkkk. 3,000 words.

Everybody Poops—Spike & Xander. All that human food doesn’t just evaporate after Spike swallows. That’s all I’m saying. 900 words.

The Love of a Lifetime—Spike fucks a book. no...really. 1,700 words.

The More Things Change—Riley character study. 300 words.






Human AU — slash

The Drive-in—Angel/Spike human AU. Angel and Spike have been best friends forever. Now Spike has other ideas. Window-steaming ensues. 3,300 words.

Home—Angel/Spike human AU. Angel and Spike grew up together in the foster care system. When Spike ages out of the system and finds himself homeless, there’s only one person he knows will take him in. As long as he doesn’t give him a choice. 12,000 words.

Icing on the Cake—William/Angel human AU. sequel to The Birthday Special by spankspike. William always set aside his sexual orientation so as not to disappoint his mother. Now she has passed on, and he’s still a virgin at 30. He seems slated to remain that way forever until he’s propositioned by an aggressive hustler. 6,600 words

Kept Boy—Spike/Xander human AU. Xander has a sugar daddy. 3,200 words.

Lover’s Spat—Angel/Spike human AU. Spike is tired of being Angel’s dirty little secret. 1,700 words.

The Magic of Cinema—Spike/Xander teen human AU. Xander goes to see Alexander and enjoys it a little too much. Then Spike enjoys it with him.1,400 words.

Spin the Bottle—Angel/Spike human AU. The boys get cornered into doing something they really don’t want to do. They really really don’t…right? 1,600 words.

There Are Many Ways to Love—Angel/various (het and slash) human AU. A series of vignettes following one boy's journey through sex and love. 3,100 words.

 

Human AU — het

Boys Like Him—Spike/Buffy,1950s human AU. Buffy’s a good girl. Spike’s a bad bad boy. She wasn’t supposed to like boys like him. 8,900 words.

Fascinating New Thing—Angel/Dawn human AU. When Angel develops a crush on Dawn, she pretty much laughs in his face. But, you know…things work out. Unapologetic fluff. 2,400 words

Might as Well—Spike/Buffy pegging fic. It wasn’t easy to hide a penis in a mini-skirt. 1,500 words.

What He Needs—Angel/Faith human AU. When Angel’s daughter brings her ballsy friend home from college for Christmas, the girl pursues him. He…doesn’t resist, precisely. 6,300 words.




Crossover fics

Hunted—Supernatural crossover, Spike/Dean and Angel/Sam. Post-NFA, timeline for spn ambiguous. Two sets of hunters meet on the road. 680 words.

Truth in Advertising—QaF crossover, Spike/Xander/Brian. Flying across the country to bid on an ad campaign for some dusty little town felt like rock bottom, but the mayor was offering an ungodly amount of money. 480 words.

What Happens in Vegas—Supernatural crossover, Spike/Dean. He awoke to a foul taste in his mouth and neon lights casting a glow through the window of a cheap motel room. 370 words.

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